For the gals...

Giving The Ultimate Blow Job
by WiseWoman of SexyAds.com

One of the most honoring and sexy ways a man can be pleasured is when a woman adores his cock. If you want to make your man smile from his soul; you need to completely and thoroughly adore his cock.

One of the best ways to do this is to suck it for him. And I don't mean just lightly lick it, I mean take it in your hand, devour it, lick it hard, suck it hard and feel it down your throat. Go for the gusto and it will turn him on so incredibly.

Here are some tips for truly making love to your partners penis:

1) Grab his cock hard and suck it hard. Let him tell you if it's too hard. Don't be afraid you will hurt him. Have you ever seen a man jack off? You think he's going to seriously hurt himself. He yanks that thing and pulls it so hard, you think he is going to pull it off!

2) Make noises like "mmmmm" or moan when you take it into your mouth. He will feel like he is a yummy lollipop as you slurp his love muscle.

3) Get it wet. Most men love sloppy slurpy juicy blowjobs. The saliva heats up with friction and is a real turn on for the man.

4) Stroke his balls!

5) Create a good suction and pop his cock in and out of your mouth. On circumcised men (more common in America than anywhere in the world) the lip of the helmet is sensitive and some men just go wild when you flip this lip as if you could tip it off his shaft. This is a technique that many don't know about, but it drives men nuts. Then plunge his cock down your throat while tonguing his shaft wildly, creating suction as if it is stuck to the roof of your mouth. Any time you can suck then tongue then suck, you can get incredible results and moans from your man.

6) Let him watch as you master his cock. If you are lying on the bed between his legs, or if he is standing looking down, he is intently watching you. Use one hand to stroke his tummy, balls, up and down his legs, thighs, nipples, and hold his cock with the other hand so you can guide it carefully away from your back teeth. Going all the way down is incredibly pleasurable for the man to see his cock disappear (as if down your throat).

7) One time I was with some bi men and was watching how they sucked each other, and one technique I had never tried is to start at the tip and spiral down to the bottom of the shaft. Twist your head and mouth as you go down.

8) Suck his balls. Men don't usually get a lot of attention to their balls because most women think they'll hurt them. But if you gently stroke them and suck them by taking one into your mouth at a time, tonguing it then moving to the other one, you will see how much enjoyment is derived from this attention. Then use your tongue horizontally up the vein of the cock and feel him gasp when you again, suck the head into your mouth.

9) Don't forget to use your tongue a lot. The flicking and wagging of your tongue using good pressure is very pleasurable. Try twirling it around the head one way, than the other way.

10) Pressure is important too. Squeezing with your lips as you move up and down is very important. Consistent pressure evenly squeezing with a hand and lips is usually what makes him cum.

11) Another little trick that makes my men gasp with pleasure is when I use my teeth ever so gently on the cap of the penis. Be sure there is a lot of saliva for gliding your teeth on.

12) Many men associate an awesome orgasm with pulling out and cumming on your breasts, face, tummy or ass as he strokes. It is a turn on for him to see the fruits of his labor for sure, or feel the warm love juice on your breasts.

A nice warm washcloth placed on his shaft and scrotum will feel lovely to him, while he is resting and recuperating.

You are now equipped with some knowledge of how to pleasure your partner in ways he might not be familiar. Listen to the noises he makes and be acutely aware of what makes him happy. If you want to make him cum as opposed to just warming him up for hours of pleasure, just remember these 5 things: Patience plus passion plus proper pressure plus variety of moves plus swallowing his cum is going to get your man to tell you that you give the ultimate blow-job.

©2004 Tami Fox. All rights reserved.

For the guys...

Better Tasting Semen
by Mr Hugh G. Hogg

Here at ChewMyHog.com, one of the questions most frequently asked is this: How can I make my semen taste better?

So we decided to look into it (to be honest, we were kind of curious ourselves) and we found out that you really are what you eat!

The first thing we discovered was that no empirical scientific studies have been conducted to confirm that diet is directly related to the taste of a person's ejaculate (we imagine this has something to do with the difficulties associated with obtaining funding and recruiting tasters).

Still, while there's obviously nothing doing in the lab, we knew there would be thousands of people out there conducting their own experiments.

As it turns out, someone has written an entire book on this sort of thing. It's called Secrets About Men Every Woman Should Know and in it we found the following extract:

Since semen is a body fluid produced by your partner, its taste and quality will reflect his physical health. Drugs, alcohol, stress and diet all greatly affect the taste and consistency of a man's semen. Changing your diet can create a dramatic change in semen taste.

For instance, try having your partner drink a lot of pineapple juice for several days and then taste his semen. It will be very sweet.

When a man drinks a lot of bitter beverages, such as coffee or alcohol, his semen will tend to have a bitter taste to it. A man who eats a lot of animal proteins (especially red meat), which dump acid by-products into the blood, will also tend to have a more acid-tasting semen.

We thought this was a good start but, as the old saying goes, you can't believe everything you read. So we went to the real experts: the folks who inhabit the chatrooms of this world.

Once we'd waded through the many jokes that were going on, we discovered that, as well as pineapple juice, there was some anecdotal evidence to suggest that cinnamon might also produce sweeter-tasting semen.

Apparantly, this is because the chemicals that give foods like pineapples and cinnamon their taste are able to travel around in the blood stream, and move across membranes into the semen.

Others recommended celery, parsely and any kind of fruit as ways to make cum more palatable.

As for the no-no's, our chatroom sources agreed that coffee, alcohol, red meat, onion, garlic (no surprises there), dairy foods, broccoli, cauliflower and asparagus are not what you might call generous to your gism.

And for all those chocoholics out there, here's the bad news: M&Ms may melt in your mouth but they make for a truly bitter blowjob.

So, to summarize, here's a checklist of do's and don'ts to help make your semen more succulent (or should that be suck-ulent?)

Do eat/drink:

Pineapple juice, cinnamon, parlsey, celery, any kind of fruit.

Don't eat/drink:

Alcohol, coffee, red meat, onion, garlic, dairy foods (especially milk), broccoli, cauliflower, asparagus and chocolate.

We can't promise that this advice will make your semen taste like a vanilla milkshake, but there sure can't be any harming in trying it. If you do, we hope it makes giving head "loads" more enjoyable for your partner.

Some more tips to ensure you get the best head of your life:

1. Let her be in control. Allow her to build up to things. Don't expect her to deep throat you right from the get-go.

2. When she starts to suck you, don't go at it like you're fucking her face. NEVER grab the back of her head and force her onto you.

3. Encourage her with moans and groans. Let her know how good it feels.

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